Weird Cult Uncovered!

Dressed in weirdo outfits and crazed smiles, the newest UFO cult has been uncovered. They call their new cult the Kingdom Seekers group. The "Kingdom" as they call it, is beyond the moon. According to Peter Blue Child (the official leader of the group), the moon has been hiding the Kingdom planet from the plain view of humans on earth. The goal is to blow-up the moon with nuclear devices. Once the moon is gone, they can then build a rocketship to fly to their new planet. Once on the planet they can procreate and start a new society of Kingdom Seekers.

"Who knows how many moons are hiding future Kingdoms from our view," says Linda Moonwalker, "Satan is very clever to hide our planets from our view." The New York Times has reported that there are over "100 or so Kingdom Seekers groups in the Bagdad Kentucky" alone. "There's no telling how many of these groups are really out there. Hundreds, perhaps thousands exist!"

"We seek the advancement of our Kingdom. We cannot be stopped, we will not be deterred. Opposition is futile. Our fellow Kingdom Seekers will someday rule the universe," says Clinton Venus Enus.

On a recent Oprah Winfrey show, the new cult was interviewed. Winfrey scolded one in the audience for being so narrow-minded and judgmental. "Hey, if that's their truth, then who are we to judge?" The show was abruptly ended when Linda Moonwalker attempted to eat Oprah's right ear. Oprah left the scene unhurt. The group declined to comment on the incident.