Seeker Friendly Promotion

"Positively Positive"--Robert Schuller. "Unbelievably Practical"--Bill Hybels. "New 40 Days of LSD Coming To A Bookstore Near You!!!"---Rick Warren. "Huh??!!"---Hippie Man Journal.

The first ever Seeker-Sensitive promotional tool was recently uncovered. Unexpecting hippies would wander to the church in their desire for a good trip---and what they got was a lecture about Leadership, Service, and Dedication. One Hippie was quoted as saying, "That was some bummer acid man!!"

Also available for home studies is the acclaimed, "High on God: Experiencing the Buzz of God," and the ever popular, "Smoking Crack Cocaine Bible Study."